January 10th, 2020
There was a grasshopper with the head of a dog on the airplane I rode into New York City. What really spiked my tea though was that it was the head of MY dog. I called home and my dog is okay, somehow this asshole made a life size realistic replica of my dog and wore it THE WHOLE TIME from Lexington to NYC just…why? To upset me? Anyway it made for a nice sunrise so I made art out of it.
Next up we have some computer art. Exhibit one:
STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE
I went to the Mana Contemporary in Jersey City today. They had a large collection of Warhol screenprints. I was looking at his series of Mao and it struck me they looked like defaced money, which got me thinking…that son of a bitch figured out how to print money. Literally, that willy fella made his own vibrant, oversized, spectacualr currency complete with famous folks adornig the bills. Inspired I wrote a poem.
Andy Warhol
Figured out how to print money
But it didn’t stop him from rotting