January 10th, 2020

art!
View of the sunrise from an airplane window while a passenger stares at me.

There was a grasshopper with the head of a dog on the airplane I rode into New York City. What really spiked my tea though was that it was the head of MY dog. I called home and my dog is okay, somehow this asshole made a life size realistic replica of my dog and wore it THE WHOLE TIME from Lexington to NYC just…why? To upset me? Anyway it made for a nice sunrise so I made art out of it.

Next up we have some computer art. Exhibit one:

STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE STILL LIFE

still life of the sun
Still life of the sun as viewed over New Jersey on Tuesday mornings when the temperature is below 52 degrees.

I went to the Mana Contemporary in Jersey City today. They had a large collection of Warhol screenprints. I was looking at his series of Mao and it struck me they looked like defaced money, which got me thinking…that son of a bitch figured out how to print money. Literally, that willy fella made his own vibrant, oversized, spectacualr currency complete with famous folks adornig the bills. Inspired I wrote a poem.

Andy Warhol
  Figured out how to print money
  But it didn’t stop him from rotting